It’s good to eat chips from a Chip Shop (preferably by the sea, ideally in Cornwall) because then you can get chip forks.

Then you can turn your chip fork into a little person.

This is the imaginatively-named Miss Chip-Fork.

She’s trying to catch the eye of a handsome moustachioed fellow on the beach.

I think he’s seen her.

 

 

 

Unfortunately her other beau is feeling a bit disgruntled about all this eye-catching and oho-ing.

I’d better eat some more chips in case someone else needs to appear.